TEACHING HOSPITAL
Surgical Theater #1 hummed with tension. At the center of the conical chamber, circled by steeply canted viewing benches, Dr. Rexride paced before a steel operating table on which a young man lay naked, his face and genitals covered by sterile napkins. A klieg light suspended from the rafters dropped a bright beam onto the platform, leaving the surrounding audience in shadow--save for the flickering of silver monitors mounted at regular intervals along the aisles. The Doctor tugged at his red beard.
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
His voice echoed through the hall. The
audience murmured. The Doctor stopped, stood motionless, scanned the room
with his eyes. A wry smile crossed his face.
"We've learned a lot in the last five
centuries."
The audience chuckled.
"The corpse of superstition is now very
nearly laid to rest. Not to forget, the long night of medieval
spiritualism and its attendant horrors--witch burnings, bloody crusades--has
only recently, taking the long view, been broken by the dawn of science.
Since then, we have evolved from our former state of infantility--magical
thinking, oceanic narcissism, cringing dependence on a projected deity--to our
present maturity. Today, we see with different eyes. The
particulars of our world have been dissected, studied, and described to a
degree the medieval mind would have found incomprehensible. What we now
know and understand about the workings of the universe renders impossible
conclusions based on prior premises. Indeed, we marvel at the ignorance
it would require to refute the stupendous achievements and meticulous proofs of
modern science."
The Doctor paused. Nostrils flared, he
took silent stock of his audience. Sensing their puzzled restlessness, he
assured them, "This is background, ladies and gentlemen."
Collectively, the crowd eased.
"My opening remarks, as you'll soon see,
bear directly on today's presentation. By sheer accident, I've discovered
among us a remarkable anomaly--a man so anachronistic, so entangled in the
illusions of a bygone era that I'm awed by his very existence here in our own
time. Perhaps his most salient illusion is that he claims to embody an
impulse streaming toward him from the future--"
The audience chortled.
Dr. Rexride, with a sympathetic nod, held up his
hand for silence. "Quite so," he said. "To name
one's backwardness visionary--is there a better definition for insanity?
Yet he's the very model of tranquillity and ease. Would you like to meet
him?"
The audience gasped, stirred.
"Ladies and gentlemen! I am honored
to present to you the Man from the Future--or is it the Past?--Mr. Caspar
Blanchewood!"
To thunderous applause, a pale, slender young
man entered, dressed in white scrubs. He strode with languid grace to the
center of the platform and stood to one side of the table. His face under
the glare of the klieg light shone with angelic dignity. His blue eyes
flashed.
"A bit epicene, I'll grant you," said
the Doctor as the applause ebbed. "But on the whole a remarkable
specimen. By any standard measure, he is a healthy adult male. Yet
there are differences not apparent to the eye."
The spotlight narrowed to a thin column aimed at
Caspar. His face in close-up filled the screens on the silver
monitors. Dr. Rexride prowled the platform in slow circles.
"This man," he cried, "makes some
astonishing claims--but I'll confine myself to those of a scientific or medical
nature. First, ladies and gentlemen, he believes we are a self-blinded
tribe, blinkered to the point of idiocy by our inability or unwillingness to
perceive any reality but the material--that information, in short, which
reaches us through our five senses. Of course, this is hardly a novel
criticism of science. Indeed, it is as old as science itself and has its
roots in the voodoo-besotted notions of pre-scientific humanity. Second,
he holds that the way forward for us lies in recovering the very 'spiritual
vision' we've worked so hard to strip away--an effort that has allowed us, as
I've said, to drag ourselves from the swamp of dangerously naive, fanatical
dreaming that characterized our idol-worshiping ancestors. Finally--and
this brings us to today's presentation, ladies and gentlemen--he tells me that
one of the consequences of our philosophical materialism is that we incorrectly
understand the nature of the human body." He turned to Caspar.
"Have I represented your point of view correctly?" he asked.
Caspar smiled, then--in a voice much deeper and
richer than the audience expected--said, "You oversimplify, Doctor, and
your flagrant biases belie any pretension to objectivity--but, for this
audience, perhaps it's the only possible introduction."
Dr. Rexride chuckled and, after a brief
hesitation, the crowd followed suit. "Ladies and gentlemen, today we
will consider one quite specific tenet of our strange guest's curious
system. I ask you to brace yourselves for his hypothesis." He
gestured to Caspar.
Again the young man smiled. "The
human heart," he announced, "is not a meat pump."
The crowd rumbled with mingled astonishment,
horror, and amusement. Dr. Rexride, clearly delighted by their response,
leapt forward on the platform. "You see?" he cried.
"One might as well say that the earth is not a rock sphere! What lunacy is
this?"
The audience roared.
"We'll get to the bottom of it, ladies and
gentlemen! This very day, I assure you! From this point forward,
our presentation will be something in the nature of a duel at twenty
paces--but, instead of pistol and ball, we'll be armed only with our
wits." Again the Doctor turned to Caspar. "You've
explained what you believe the heart is not," he said.
"Kindly tell us what, in your opinion, it is."
"The heart," said Caspar, "is a
flowering of spiritual forces in the human being. It is an organ of
perception."
"And it does not pump the blood?"
"On the contrary. The blood pumps the
heart."
The hall quaked with derisive shouts. Dr.
Rexride flapped his arms, coaxing the crowd down. "And you're
prepared," he continued, "to test your theory here in this
room--under the strictest rules of the scientific method and the stern scrutiny
of these assembled specialists?"
"I am," said Caspar.
The spotlight widened again to illuminate the
whole platform. The steel table sparkled.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the young man laid
out before you here suffers from acute heart disease. Without the
intervention of a trained professional, he will die within days. Up to
now, even knowing the full consequences of his decision, he has refused all
treatment. He places his hope, he says, in powers entirely outside the
purview of medical science. Does this line of reasoning sound
familiar? It should. For if the patient weren't currently under
full anesthesia, he would tell you something rather remarkable--he is Caleb
Blanchewood, Caspar's own twin brother!"
Again the crowd roared, now with mounting rage.
"Let me assure you," said the Doctor,
"that, in spite of being misguided, young Caleb is of sound mind. He
has not, as one might suspect, been brainwashed by his brother. And he
has given his full consent to what is about to take place." The
Doctor stepped behind the table, just below Caleb's head. To his right, a
tray of instruments lay on a metal stand. He plucked a pair of latex
gloves from a box, stretched one over each hand, then picked up a
scalpel. "We've arranged, ladies and gentlemen, to have a first-hand
look at the organ in question. Mr. Blanchewood has agreed to point out
some important features the rest of us have overlooked." He turned
his eyes to Caspar. "Is our wager still on?"
Caspar smiled, nodded, and stepped up beside Dr.
Rexride. "Proceed," he said.
The Doctor took a final look around the hall,
which had fallen so silent that an electric buzz filled the air. The
silver monitors flickered with an image of Caleb's chest. The Doctor bent
over. He brought the blade down.
But just before he could make an incision,
Caspar caught his wrist. "One moment, Doctor."
Dr. Rexride, clearly vexed but sensing swift
victory, straightened. "What is it?"
"Just this," said Caspar, and, still
holding the Doctor's wrist in one hand, held out the other, palm down, to hover
over his brother's solar plexus. At once the lights in the hall
flickered, then died. After a moment of total darkness, a blue-white
flame flared out from the platform, filling the room with a spectral
glow. When they saw that the light came from Caspar's down-turned palm,
the crowd moaned. The Doctor dropped his knife.
The flame burned brighter and brighter.
"Hear my prayer, O Lord, and let my cry
come unto thee," Caspar intoned. "Hide not thy face from me in
the day when I am in trouble. Incline thine ear unto me. In the day
when I call answer me speedily."
"What are you doing?" the Doctor
cried.
"For my days are consumed like smoke, and
my bones are burned--"
"Stop! Stop! Are you mad?"
Then the cloth covering Caleb's face fell aside,
his eyes snapped open, and his voice rose in his throat to speak in unison with
his brother's. "My heart is smitten and withered like grass, so
that I forget to eat my bread. By reason of the voice of my groaning my
bones cleave to my skin. I am like a pelican of the wilderness. I
am like an owl of the desert. I watch and am as a sparrow alone upon the
house top. Mine enemies reproach me all the day, and they that are mad
against me are sworn against me."
Caleb sat upright on the table. Both
brothers appeared to have aged ten years in a matter of seconds--their bodies
newly muscled, more fully formed.
The audience shrieked. The Doctor clutched his chest. His knees buckled.
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John Atkinson was born
in Nashville, Tennessee, in 1971 and raised in the mountains around
Chattanooga. A fiction writer, he is currently at work on a collection of
stories titled Conjugate
leaves , of which "Teaching Hospital" is one. He has been a
student of Rudolf Steiner for the last five years. He lives in Chapel
Hill, North Carolina.